Heath Franklin's Chopper - Not Here to F*ck Spiders

AS SEEN ON 7DAYS NZ'S MOST WANTED comedian is back after three years off....and he is not here to fuck sp*ders That's right. Not even if they are dressed in a sexy spider nurse outfit. He just has not got the time. And neither do you. Because Life happens whether you like or not. You can tiptoe around it, have a whinge or pretend its not there, but like a man wearing bacon pants at a dog park, you are gonna get bitten on the arse eventually. So either get up and get busy, or tell somebody else who gives a sh*t. Cos we are not here to.... Book now and join Chopper for the best night out in yonks. This is a top hour of uproariously entertaining comedy… packed with good gags and so wrong its right moments **** Chortle UK